I get to my seat, and I share the section w/ an elderly couple that were probably in their mid to late 70's. I smiled, said hello, and sat right beside the lady. About half way through the flight, I started smelling a VERY foul odor. I stealthfully use my ninja skills to make sure it wasn't me, and looked around @ people to see who would look guilty of cracking one loose. But realized shortly after, that it came from the seat beside me. I thought to myself....... "I bet she just shit herself and hasn't realized it yet."
Sure enough, about a half hour later..... They decide they both need to go to the bathroom. I kindly stood up and let them pass, and got back in the seat. The old man says, "Sorry, but I need to get something out of the overhead compartment." So I scoot over to the seat where the lady was sitting to give them a bit of room, and as soon as my hand touched her seat, the cushion felt a little bit moist.
Needless to say, I ran to the bathroom right after them and scrubbed my hands clean until they were red......LOL!!!