My buddy Dave and I were driving to his house from the mall several years back. He was riding shotgun and ripped a nasty fart. I cussed him out and rolled down my window. Now this guy has always been able so squeez... < More >
I get to my seat, and I share the section w/ an elderly couple that were probably in their mid to late 70's. I smiled, said hello, and sat right beside... < More >
I was setting up my Adsense ads for Google and I saw an ad for "Butt Crack In a Bottle!" YESSSSS!! That rocks! That's perfect! Squirt your fart butt... < More >
So... I live in these stupid townhouses right now. People live pretty close by, and right out my bedroom window is a small, shared yard between the buildings. You can hear everything people say out there, especially at night.